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This will not come as a surprise to anybody who knows me at all, but I am very much an East Coast girl, so recent Family Upheavals that have forced my hand and credit card toward West Coast destinations have been somewhat unsettling, to say the least. Still, I spent the first two weeks of January divvying my time between the Bay area and LA and it's been real.

( Pictures for the curious. )

leupagus: Also apparently Benedeuce Cucumber is going to be in the new Star Trek movie

rageprufrock: what? no.

leupagus: Don't look at me

leupagus: Tumblr is wetting itself

rageprufrock: playing *what*?

rageprufrock: he's already playing a dragon in the fucking hobbit movie

leupagus: Probs some Vulcan

rageprufrock: the marriage of sldkfjsdf

rageprufrock: omfg

rageprufrock: YES

rageprufrock: LET HIM BE A VULCAN

leupagus: HAHAHAHA

rageprufrock: YET ANOTHER CHARACTER I CAN SHIP SPOCK WITH OTHER THAN JIM

leupagus: Oh Pru

leupagus: Pru Pru Pru

leupagus: You are

leupagus: so

leupagus: terrifyingly

rageprufrock: that was a great U turn, right?

leupagus: predictable

rageprufrock: my brain was like SCREEEECH YES.

leupagus: WAIT VULCAN? TURN THIS FUCKING DISAPPROVAL AROUND

rageprufrock: ACCURATE

leupagus: That's one of the many things I love about you

leupagus: You're super judgmental but it's really easy to make you into a hypocrite

leupagus: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN STAR TREK UGH - wait what

rageprufrock: i'm just easy, in general

leupagus: But who knows maybe he'll play a space dragon

rageprufrock: great.

rageprufrock: ruin it why don't you

leupagus: Haaaaa

rageprufrock: now i'm back to disapproval

For anybody craving one of my classically GIANT episode reviews for Scandal in Belgravia just chokka with spoilers, hurry on over to the

slashreport comm. Spoiler for the review: I don't actually like the episode that much.

Dear Body --

Let's talk. I know that in our long years together, I have not been particularly good to you. Between the constant barrage of guilt and judgment, the vast oceans of alcohol consumed between the ages of 17 and 25, and the occasional cigarettes (+ half pack from last week) and you know some other stuff whatever I have not been the greatest of caretakers.

But let's get this straight: if I get sick now, if I get sick less than 18 hours before I get onto a plane to go to San Francisco and cry and sleep and finally exhale for the first time in forever, you and me, we're through. I'm moving to the astral plane and sleeping on Snape's couch.

Am I being clear?

Good. Now, let me go moisturize something.

Kisses, Pru.

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you several sentences from that story.

Thanks so much to everybody for your kind birthday wishes, and thanks especially to

patrese1 for generously gifting me a year of DW time!

So far, 27 looks pretty much like 26, except odd-numbered. Maybe this smarter with age thing happens in increments -- so tiny I won't even notice until I find myself turning down that fifth shot, even though it's free. But you know, unlikely.

The real question is: next time this year, what country am I even going to be in?

rageprufrock: i just realized

rageprufrock: what i realy want

rageprufrock: is a house in the forest

rageprufrock: backing up to a lake

rageprufrock: with a dock

mklutz: oh yeah

mklutz: so you need to marry me, really

rageprufrock: yeah

rageprufrock: but i like sex too much

mklutz: yeah

mklutz: reasonable

rageprufrock: plus you wouldn't want kids

rageprufrock: which would be a downer

rageprufrock: and i would probably cry a lot

mklutz: kids are a lot of work, man

mklutz: I'd have to start abusing you

mklutz: if we got kids

rageprufrock: ahahahhahaha

rageprufrock: HOW IS THAT

mklutz: because it would be you or the kids

rageprufrock: THE NATURAL PROGRESSION

mklutz: someone's gonna get smacked for all that nuisance

mklutz: and child abuse is just wrong

rageprufrock: but hitting me is okay?

mklutz: well yeah

mklutz: you're the one who wanted kids

mklutz: plus you like it rough

mklutz: so it's not that big a leap

rageprufrock: oh my god.

mklutz: worst. spouse. ever.

rageprufrock: yes.

rageprufrock: YES YOU WOULD BE

I love these, too,

hermette!

( Handbag! )

And now, to collapse into bed.

Heads up, folks, for those of you who were reading along with us on the kink meme, I've added in the Raven snapshot that I posted that lived outside of the main bar of the story, and also posted my ULTRA indulgent extra double epilogue, which I recommend nobody read because it EXTRA DOUBLE ULTIMATE indulgent to Limited Release here.

mklutz: also apparently Zac Efron was in an ep of NCIS

mklutz: so I looked it up

mklutz: and I am 99% sure he plays the victim of a pedo

rageprufrock: no no

rageprufrock: i've seen it

rageprufrock: not pedo

rageprufrock: or even murdered

mklutz: episode summary

mklutz: An abducted officer leads to the possible theft of nuclear material and a suspected pedophile.

rageprufrock: yep

rageprufrock: but not zac efron

mklutz: no?

rageprufrock: nope

rageprufrock: shocking, right

mklutz: he's total jail bait!

rageprufrock: i love how you're UPSET

rageprufrock: that he wasn't pedoed

rageprufrock: in this episode.

So one of these is fresh off the presses, the other one is pretty overdue to be posted on AO3.

First up, for X-Men: First Class:

Title: Limited Release
Rating: R/NC-17, for Sebastian Shaw and some sex that was sighed at by my tireless beta,

merelyn, for being mostly feelings.
Summary: When Alex Summers broke out of supermax to rescue his stupid kid brother, he had no idea it was going to be so fucking complicated.

And next, for Inception:

Title: Early Returns
Rating: R, for newsrooms
Summary: Thinking that a reporter genuinely likes you is pretty much on par with feeling like you really are special to that stripper.

Happy reading! Or, I guess, happy reading no longer in agonizing kink meme format!

We're going to be lucky enough to have

thehoyden on the /report the weekend of Nov. 5/6 to answer all of your burning questions about life, the universe, everything, and of course, writing. Send us your questions! Leave them in comments here, or drop us a line at our Twitter account.

ETA: Gah. Yes. Apparently my brain's a lot deader post-work than I thought. Thanks for pointing it out, guys.

The mini-episode for Merlin is up! You can grab it over here on

slashreport, or by following us on twitter.

Sorry about the late posting, one of us (read: me) passed out at 10 p.m. last night before the last bits of editing were down like a wuss. But! To steal

mklutz's entry entirely, we have a single com now! Next week when there are fic recs they will all be up in the episode post at

slashreport. Head over here to see the download post or follow us on twitter.

mklutz: well to be honest?

mklutz: I own some stargate "classified" documents

mklutz: used in an episode

rageprufrock: ....

mklutz: and I would really like to own some crystals from an ancient ship

rageprufrock: i feel like our entire friendship has been a lie.

mklutz: because I am weak like this

rageprufrock: A LIE.

mklutz: NOOO

mklutz: you love me

mklutz: I like sparkly things

rageprufrock: i can't bear to

rageprufrock: i'm locking you in the attic

rageprufrock: and seducing the governess

mklutz: no man I read that book

mklutz: it was bad

rageprufrock: that's what you got out of jane eyre.

rageprufrock: "it was bad."

mklutz: …oh that book

rageprufrock: ...

mklutz: I have read like

mklutz: six books

rageprufrock: what did you think i was talking about?

mklutz: where people are locked in the attic

mklutz: including flowers in the attic

rageprufrock: oh my god

MK and I are back and incrementally less depressed than in our last, emergency podcast! This week, we talk about Fringe (Fringe! Feelings!), The Good Wife (The Good Wife! Cunnilingus! The female orgasm!), The Mentalist (OMG The Mentalist! What the actual fuck was that!) and then we chat about the latest updates and developments in the state of the Great Delicious Departure and a bit about the fannish alternative to delicious. As always, check out Twitter for our recs and to find out about our opening and closing music, and feel free to pepper us with all of your thoughts and feelings and keyboard smashing either @slashreport on said Twitter, or by shooting us an email at slashreport@gmail.com.

To the /report! View to stream online, right click to download, or, subscribe to our RSS feed here.

Also, associated with alternative fannish delicious...here's what the crew is looking for:

• Programmers, or people willing to learn Ruby / Java / etc
• UX/UI people
• Systems person to manage other things and/or a server eventually
• Entrepreneur/business types
• Launch page / updates blog / etc
• Hosting or someone to manage hosting - more complicated since it must run some kind of ruby - if you're interested in providing we can give you more details
• Javascript people who can make browser extensions (Chrome, Firefox)

Title: Provenance
Rating: PG-13, for language, Tracey Emin
Summary: (Inception) Eleven years ago, Dom was new to Interpol and effusive with enthusiasm, and in the thrall of his own cleverness he'd met Mal during one of Arthur's ruthlessly thorough crash-course weekends.

For Help_Japan, and specifically, for Writteninhaste. Happy reading!

(To clarify, that's poop.)

So some stuff happened with Delicious today. Stuff that was not cool. Stuff that was, indeed, not cool enough that

mklutz and I felt the need to do an emergency podcast on this bullshit. No fancy art or music this week, and all of our laughter is just a little bit manic and drunk, or manic and ill, but we go over what's actually happened with our beloved bookmarking service as well as some alternatives if you've reached the end of your rope.

Click to stream the /report or download, or you can always check our our RSS feed (which means you can subscribe to us using iTunes > Advanced > Subscribe to Podcast and filling in the URL) here.

Heads up, /reporters! We're back for another fun-filled week of fandom and fipperies. This time, we're joined again by

leupagus to talk about Hawaii 5-0's season premier, and if it made everybody hate that show less, new episodes of NCIS original flavor and Castle. I also get stuck looking at my life, looking at my choices and explaining the kink concept of knotting, offer up some answers to listener questions, and cue another installment in Fandom Safari!

To the /report!

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We're back! I'm sure you were inconsolable last week but we're making up for it by having an extra long collection of asinine fannish comments and swearing! It's /report's fall preview, where we discuss Suits and Necessary Roughness's rookie years, shows we can't wait for (Fringe! The Good Wife!) and shows we're...less enthusiastic about (Hawaii 5-0!) and try to make "Fassbendered" happen.

To the /report! Click "View" to stream the episode or Alt/Option click the view button to download it. And as always, get our recs for the week and other sundries via our Twitter.

east coast gazette

Get in the car, losers, we're going to California.

Of course.

Sherlocking.

Are you fucking kidding me?

meme! stolen from just fucking everybody

As I always say: a year older, not at all wiser!

WORST. SPOUSE. EVER.

bag meme!

Limited Release update

this is what MK is doing instead of finishing the /report edit

Limited Release/Early Returns, or Pru's Adventures On Kink Memes

/report author talk!

/report!

/report!

how do even respond to this

/report!

Fic: Provenance (Inception)

/report! and sadness, and anger

/report!

/report!

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