May. 9th, 2011

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So I don't know if everybody has seen this, or if they have all given up on watching Saturday Night Live, but last year they started this new, amazing bit about Stefon, Weekend Update's city correspondent, who brings you amazing news of all New York's hottest parties, which usually involve midgets but definitely involve him staring longingly at Seth Meyers.

And then they did this Mother's Day bit. I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS WHEN SO PROVOKED, SNL.

Title: One Night Only
Authors: me, [personal profile] twentysomething, [personal profile] merelyn
Rating: R, because at one point in this story, I use the word "vodcocking." Yeah. Mull it.
Summary: So basically when the NYPD calls Stefon on a Tuesday at 2 a.m. he think's it's Sergeant O'Gay-dy finally coming through on that super exclusive invite to that underground thing that Stefon is totally ready for. He's already bought candles and stretched.

Don't worry, we already hate ourselves. Happy reading. I'm so sorry, Seth Meyers.

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