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[personal profile] rageprufrock
Dear Body --

Let's talk. I know that in our long years together, I have not been particularly good to you. Between the constant barrage of guilt and judgment, the vast oceans of alcohol consumed between the ages of 17 and 25, and the occasional cigarettes (+ half pack from last week) and you know some other stuff whatever I have not been the greatest of caretakers.

But let's get this straight: if I get sick now, if I get sick less than 18 hours before I get onto a plane to go to San Francisco and cry and sleep and finally exhale for the first time in forever, you and me, we're through. I'm moving to the astral plane and sleeping on Snape's couch.

Am I being clear?

Good. Now, let me go moisturize something.

Kisses, Pru.

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Date: 2011-12-30 08:03 pm (UTC)
ladyvyola: H50's Danny is pained, Steve is crazed (I have a plan! (It's a grenade!))
From: [personal profile] ladyvyola
Could your body be holding a grudge for some reason? Perhaps for leaving before new Sherlock airs? Or perhaps it realizes that you may be trapping it inside an airplane and subjecting it to Hawaii Five-O for hours on end?

I mean, there's injury and then there's insult....

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Date: 2011-12-30 08:53 pm (UTC)
marthawells: (Manly Hug)
From: [personal profile] marthawells
Augh, I hope you don't get sick! I had to fly from Australia to LA with a bad head cold once and it was pretty miserable. Though there wasn't nearly as much of a problem with pressure on the big international plane as I was afraid there would be.

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Date: 2011-12-30 10:33 pm (UTC)
waketosleep: signboard saying 'I have seen the truth and it doesn't make sense' (Default)
From: [personal profile] waketosleep
I flew across Canada with a nasty head cold once and the pressure fucked up my ears so bad that I was 3/4 deaf for a solid 24 hours after landing. If you get sick, take steps so that this doesn't happen, because I wanted to kill myself/everyone around me.

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Date: 2011-12-30 10:38 pm (UTC)
lynnmonster: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lynnmonster
AIrborne. It kept colds from developing SO MANY TIMES when I was flying back & forth to El Paso all the time. Also, if you *are* congested, Earplanes kept the inner ear pressure from becoming painful when I did have to fly when sick.

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Date: 2011-12-31 11:33 am (UTC)
kuhekabir: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kuhekabir
Take it from me after the landing from hell...overdose on nose drops. All the best!

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Date: 2011-12-31 06:59 pm (UTC)
anitac588: (Default)
From: [personal profile] anitac588
Yep, I know the symptoms. That's fu..ing sign of being an (overworked) adult - getting sick just in time for time off.

Anyways. Happy 2012!
May you have lots of awesome sex! :D

Happy new year!

Date: 2012-01-03 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entigral.livejournal.com
My coworker and I've decided we need replacement bodies, because we've F*d ours up too much.

Everybody's got sound advice for you, but I squee at the thought that you're coming to SF! If you need anything, chauffeur/drinking buddy/partner in crime, hit me up :)

this is a fortuitous happenstance

Date: 2012-01-10 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Are you still in SF? You have likely forgotten me bc I have been absent a while, but you do kinda know me from comments & I am witty & friendly & utterly harmless. I am whumpses on LJ and on Twitter look me up there? I can show you amazing things out here...that is...if you like things that are amazing?

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