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2012-06-04 09:50 pm
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Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 9/?

Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, Ch 9/?
Rating: R, for doctors and coppers and journos, oh my!
Summary: In which George gets a kiss, John has a choice between a crying wank and awkward sex, and the Lyall Street house gets a visitor.

Happy reading! And many, many thanks to [personal profile] leupagus, who completely ignored my pathos when I talked bleakly about how much I hated this chapter.
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2012-04-15 01:32 pm
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[fic] The Least of All Possible Mistakes Pt 8/?

Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, Pt 8/?
Rating: R, for sex and death
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which Sherlock's cuffs all have buttons, the housekeeper seriously has the wrong idea, and Mycroft has to do this, he really does.

Many, many, many, infinite thanks go to [personal profile] leupagus, who is the bestest at rooting out moments when I overplay my hand.
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2012-03-23 09:10 pm
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Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 7/?

Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 7/?
Rating: R, for Irene Adler
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which George demonstrates culinary skills, practical mean girl behavior, and a hidden knack for pulling batteries out of cars.

Enormous, enormous thanks to [personal profile] leupagus, who betaed this despite being hellaciously sick, and then got for her trouble a mostly insane chapter that was written under the auspices of multiple bottles of wine. She is the greatest.
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2012-03-12 08:51 pm
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Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 6/?

Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes pt 6/?
Rating: R, because we're going from Great Game to a Scandal in Belgravia
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which there is no last pip, Mycroft doesn't rest O negative and a car battery this time, there are shots fired in Belgravia, and we meet Mummy Holmes.

MANY THANKS again to [personal profile] leupagus, who heroically juggled many ladies despite a shortage of dicks.
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2012-02-26 09:42 pm
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Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 5/?

Title: Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 5/?
Rating: R, for The Great Game
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which George hates bombers, everything's not fine, and Mycroft likes to watch.

Happy reading! And apologies in advance, I'll be traveling next weekend so no update until the following one.
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2012-02-19 10:45 am
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Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 4/?

Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 4/?
Rating: R, because of George and Sherlock this time.
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which John gets into George's shirt, so does Mycroft, and Sherlock isn't afraid of her breasts.

Happy reading! And thanks again to [personal profile] leupagus who tackles each one of these edits with the grace and maturity to write [heh] next to phrases with "cum" in them.
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2012-02-12 01:03 pm
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Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 3/?

Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 3/?
Rating: R, for George's job.
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which they go to a restaurant that [profile] lazlet wisely noted, "Oh, God, you're right, he would hate this place," George is spared Sherlock's rough affections because poor Dimmock gets them during Blind Banker, and unicorns are still extinct, no matter how much George needs one.

For the record, I think the completed version of this will probably clock in somewhere between 70K-80K, so guessing eight chapters in total. For everyone keeping count at home, total wordcount on my file is currently at 47,912. That's 47,912 words when I probably should have been sleeping.

Anyway, happy reading!
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2012-01-31 07:14 pm
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Fic! The Least of All Possible Mistakes

Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 1/?
Rating: R, for Sherlock. And Lestrade. And Mycroft. And John.
Summary: (BBC Sherlock) If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.

This is my, "What if Gregory Lestrade was Georgiana instead?" exploration, seeded by insomnia, encouraged ruthlessly by [personal profile] mklutz, endured by [profile] twsomething and [personal profile] thehoyden, and thoughtfully edited by [personal profile] leupagus, who is probably still shaking her fist at me for scamming her into reading this story.

Happy reading, part 2 is in the can and should be coming next week.
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2011-05-09 09:11 pm
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I blame people other than me for how I wrote SNL RPF

So I don't know if everybody has seen this, or if they have all given up on watching Saturday Night Live, but last year they started this new, amazing bit about Stefon, Weekend Update's city correspondent, who brings you amazing news of all New York's hottest parties, which usually involve midgets but definitely involve him staring longingly at Seth Meyers.

And then they did this Mother's Day bit. I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS WHEN SO PROVOKED, SNL.

Title: One Night Only
Authors: me, [personal profile] twentysomething, [personal profile] merelyn
Rating: R, because at one point in this story, I use the word "vodcocking." Yeah. Mull it.
Summary: So basically when the NYPD calls Stefon on a Tuesday at 2 a.m. he think's it's Sergeant O'Gay-dy finally coming through on that super exclusive invite to that underground thing that Stefon is totally ready for. He's already bought candles and stretched.

Don't worry, we already hate ourselves. Happy reading. I'm so sorry, Seth Meyers.
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2011-03-16 08:04 pm
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Happy Birthday, MK! I hate you!

Title: Murderous, Co-Dependent
Rating: G
Summary: (For MK on her birthday. I hope you're very happy with yourself.) It's an uncomfortable and telling measure of the depth of Lestrade's parental guilt that he acquires not one, but two kittens.

[7:53] [personal profile] rageprufrock: (kill me. I just had to tick OTHER on AO3 b/c I was like, are gay cats slash? kill me.)
[7:54] [personal profile] merelyn: ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
[7:55] [personal profile] merelyn: omg i love that this is one of the first completed things you've posted in a while.
[7:55] [personal profile] merelyn: gay sherlock cat fic.
[7:55] [personal profile] merelyn: i love you lots, pru.
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2010-11-15 11:38 pm
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Idiocy, mostly remedied

All righty, so they couldn't restore the story, but the lovely people at AO3 were able to send me a backup file of it...and then I got to recode the entire thing, so I guess that was my comeuppance for being an idiot. Sorry for all the hassle, but here you go: Presque Vu's new home.
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2010-10-11 12:11 am
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[Inception] Breathe Into It

Title: Breathe Into It
Rating: PG-13, for pigeon pose
Summary: (Inception) When Mal leans into his office and asks Eames what he did to his back, he can't exactly say, "the new graphics intern," so he says, "Oh, just stress, love."

The working title to this story was, Arthur the Angry Yoga Teacher. I don't know why this was so reliably and continually hilarious to me.

Happy reading!
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2010-10-09 08:52 am
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So in theory, this could be part of a larger story

And that story was going to go into the category of my writing that is called, "I made up some plot to wrap feebly around this PWP, here have some jizz," (See: Girlfriend Experience, DRP sextras, et al) but then LAST WEEK happened and I came home and did the mental equivalent of yelling, "Fuck this noise!" and flipping over a table so now I am just going to throw this out there, unwrapped with plot, because I am too tired to write down the (seriously feeble) one I came up with.

In conclusion, here, have some Arthur and Eames banging. )
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2010-09-22 02:06 pm
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[Inception] Presque Vu

Title: Presque Vu
Rating: R, because it's Arthur
Summary: (Inception) Or, "on the tip of the tongue." Arthur meets Mal first. He inherits Dom, after. Everything else is on him.

Some fun stats on this story:

Started: August 26
Completed: September 19
Total wordcount: 70,309
Total pages: 156
Sleep deficit: Like, 48 hours at this point
Number of times I threatened to burn it: A lot

Happy reading, guys.
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2010-07-31 07:09 pm
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[fic] Homemaking

Title: Homemaking
Rating: PG, for language, and neighboring tastes in pornography
Summary: (Sherlock BBC) The original plan for returning to England involved fucking around being shellshocked and suffering mandatory post-combat counseling and physical therapy to dissect the shattered mosaic of his feelings. That's not quite how it goes.

Happy reading!