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THAT WAS AWESOME. I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
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So [personal profile] zoetrope, [personal profile] mklutz and I went to the philharmonic. This happened.

Title: Unfinished (KV Anh. 46 (374g))
Rating: R, for Will's understandable reaction to Merlin's car
Summary: (Merlin) In which, supposedly, everybody is at Tintagel for a christening, but mostly they are there to be abused by swans. )

Happy reading! Digital cookies if anybody knows, offhand and without using Google, what the title means.
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So, I'm tooling around the internets today and trip over this gem, talking about how Jennifer Love Hewitt -- probably now more famous for popularizing vagazzling -- is in a movie called "The List" that's about giving people happy endings in a massage parlor. I actually laughed out loud at this, primarily because I, too, am writing a story about people giving people happy endings called "The List," although not in shitty downmarket massage parlors so much as, you know, the revoltingly expensive flat that Arthur Pendragon rented specifically for this business.

I think I mentioned this story to at least one person at minimerlin, so what the hell:

This is just a sneak peak, who knows when enough of this is written to warrant it being called a real actual work in progress. Also: corsets. )

In other news regarding my formspring.me page: holy shit, ya'll, you have a lot of questions.
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Title: Hold Fast
Rating: G, but S, for sad, possibly.
Summary: (Merlin, post-ep for 2x08, "Sins of the Father") "You'll stay with him."

I'm such a dick. Everybody's all giddy over the roadtrip! And episode 10! And I post this. Uh. Happy...reading?
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHY? I SLEPT LIKE 4 HOURS LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I SAT DOWN, WATCHED SEVEN EPISODES OF "AUTUMN CONCERTO" (IT'S SO TERRIBLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT, I MEAN, PEOPLE GET: HIT BY A CAR, BRAIN TUMOR, AMNESIA FROM BRAIN TUMOR, KNOCKED UP, BULLIED BECAUSE THEY ARE POOR/ARE THE OBJECT OF A SEX RELATED DARE BECAUSE THEY ARE POOR, KNOCKED UP WITH A BABY WHO HAS A DANGEROUS MEDICAL DISEASE, PAID OFF TO ABANDON THEIR ONE TRUE LOVE, AND THERE IS HUSBAND STEALING -- IT IS ONLY FUCKING EPISODE SEVEN) AND MORE IMPORTANTLY NINE FUCKING EPISODES OF MERLIN.

I have all sorts of thoughts, actually, about Merlin and about character arcs and things, but it's odd watching the episodes myself after having been weaning myself on commentary this entire time. Some episodes -- particularly Lancelot and Guinevere -- I loved to pieces and found significantly sadder and better executed than it seemed like a lot of people, and I spent most of last night wailing things like, "OH GAIUS" and "OH ARTHUR" and "FUCK YOU LANCELOT STAY HERE AND LOVE GWEN YOU ASSHOLE!" and other such delights.

In conclusion, I need to shower. And am wondering what trajectory you all are taking on the Arthur/Gwen stuff this season. I'm just so uncertain about it, very shaky. Keep in mind that I haven't actually SEEN episode 10 yet (but I don't mind spoilers at all so leave them willy nilly in the comments). Does she actually love him? I can't believe she does.
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I felt inspiiiiiired.

Title: Fluent )
Rating: PG, because this takes into account the cut scene where Merlin accidentally empties a chamber pot on Arthur. And that is gross.
Summary: (Merlin, obviously with spoilers for 2x01) Even when Merlin hates Arthur, he hates it when Arthur is hurt.

Happy reading! And yes, I will toss this up on AOOO later, too.
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So [personal profile] cherrybina and I had a conversation you might be able to describe as an episode of smut-related trash talking. I am just saying. I may have implied she fell off of her porn mojo. I may have implicated something about a distressing lack of creampies. And then she wrote THIS MASSIVE PIECE OF SMUT and told me, and I quote, "IT IS ON."

TO THAT, MADAM, I SAY: BRING IT.

Title: Paraphrase
Rating: NC-17, really, really NC-17, I mean, you could say I was trying to out-filth a bitch
Summary: (Merlin) "Merlin," Arthur says, barely looking up from the stack of documents on his desk, "come here, please."
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Title: Five Secrets That Ought to Be Kept (And One for the Road)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: (A Drastically Redefining Protocol extra, which might be considered in some small part a sextra, but honestly, not really.) See the title. Consider yourself warned.

Happy reading, and thanks to [personal profile] thehoyden for the supremely quick and dirty beta.
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Title: Coronation
Rating: PG, because I toned down medieval warfare at the same time I amped it up.
Summary: (Merlin, written for Lydian for Sweet Charity.) In the end, all men are more or less forgotten, but Arthur, when he is but a footnote in Camelot’s history — may it be long, and may it be rich — wants to be remembered for having been a dutiful prince, and with luck, a dutiful king.

Happy reading, and thanks to Lydian, who was ridiculously patient with me as I worked on this the last few months.
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[personal profile] mklutz: I think I lost track of everything there
[personal profile] rageprufrock: ...
[personal profile] rageprufrock: of his...tumescence.
[personal profile] mklutz: I just need to talk about Arthur's suddenly awesome erection and whatnot
[personal profile] rageprufrock: oh, okay
[personal profile] rageprufrock: so while you're talking about merlin's ASS WOMB
[personal profile] rageprufrock: you are RIGHT ON THE BALL
[personal profile] rageprufrock: but talking about Arthur's big juicy dick
[personal profile] rageprufrock: that is beyond you
[personal profile] mklutz: Well yeah
[personal profile] rageprufrock: *facepalm*
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GAIS! LOOK! LOOKY LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS ART THAT [personal profile] xenakis MADE! It's from, actually, one of my favorite scenes in Drastically Redefining Protocol, wherein Merlin is fatuous and melancholy and they are both very ARTFULLY LIT. Go look! Tell her it's lovely!
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Title: Services Rendered
Rating: NC-17, for you know, assfucking (and now, since I figure everybody who will want to read it has and there is no chance for accidental spoilage -- SEXTRA!)
Summary: “Imagine the PR nightmare if good, hardworking French escorts found out.”

The only author's note I have is: wait for it. Happy reading!
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I cannot get LJ OR DW (WAY TO FAIL DW) to accept an iframe, so here we go:

MERLIN LIVEBLOG
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If you guys in the U.S. have been baffled by all this gay wizard/slash dragon nonsense that came all over the internets' face a few months ago, now is the time to get in on the total heterosexual fail! It's playing at 8 p.m. Sundays on NBC -- which means we're five minutes into a glorious episode of straight!fail even as we speak!
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So [personal profile] zoetrope and I have basically ripped our way through England, and somewhere in the middle of it we had a thought like, "Hey, remember that super fucked up Merlin slave AU we wrote? We should clean up part of it and post it!" and so now we have. May God have mercy on our souls.
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So on Thursday and Friday I spent a combined 28 hours at work. On Thursday, somebody had to slap me upside the back of the head to wake me up because I had fallen asleep on top of my keyboard, oh, and then one of my managers said I needed an attitude adjustment because I was trashtalking. At 10 p.m. after having gotten in at 7:06 in the morning. Because everybody should be a giant ball of fucking joy on hour 15 of their day in the office.

In conclusion: have some assfucking!

Title: Keepsake
Rating: NC-17, for writing that thing that gets referenced in Honeymoon and also because it is a SEXTRA!
Summary: In lieu of an actual summary, I give you this exchange that happened as I was forcing [personal profile] mklutz to beta this thing:

[personal profile] mklutz: oh my god, this is fiiiiilthy!
[personal profile] rageprufrock: *sooooobs*
[personal profile] rageprufrock: i knoooooow

Happy reading!

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