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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, Pt 11
Rating: R, for violence
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which everything ends.

Happy reading. If you'll excuse me, [personal profile] leupagus and I have some drinking to do.
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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 10/?
Rating: R, for melancholy and the threat of violence
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which George gets another kiss, there's an interlude in the Met file archive, and John thinks they should clear the building.

ETERNAL THANKS and HATRED goes to [personal profile] leupagus, who edited this monster twice because after I sent her a massive file to beta she said, "No, brah, this needs to be at least a third longer."
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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, Ch 9/?
Rating: R, for doctors and coppers and journos, oh my!
Summary: In which George gets a kiss, John has a choice between a crying wank and awkward sex, and the Lyall Street house gets a visitor.

Happy reading! And many, many thanks to [personal profile] leupagus, who completely ignored my pathos when I talked bleakly about how much I hated this chapter.
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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, Pt 8/?
Rating: R, for sex and death
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which Sherlock's cuffs all have buttons, the housekeeper seriously has the wrong idea, and Mycroft has to do this, he really does.

Many, many, many, infinite thanks go to [personal profile] leupagus, who is the bestest at rooting out moments when I overplay my hand.
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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 7/?
Rating: R, for Irene Adler
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which George demonstrates culinary skills, practical mean girl behavior, and a hidden knack for pulling batteries out of cars.

Enormous, enormous thanks to [personal profile] leupagus, who betaed this despite being hellaciously sick, and then got for her trouble a mostly insane chapter that was written under the auspices of multiple bottles of wine. She is the greatest.
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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes pt 6/?
Rating: R, because we're going from Great Game to a Scandal in Belgravia
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which there is no last pip, Mycroft doesn't rest O negative and a car battery this time, there are shots fired in Belgravia, and we meet Mummy Holmes.

MANY THANKS again to [personal profile] leupagus, who heroically juggled many ladies despite a shortage of dicks.
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Title: Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 5/?
Rating: R, for The Great Game
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which George hates bombers, everything's not fine, and Mycroft likes to watch.

Happy reading! And apologies in advance, I'll be traveling next weekend so no update until the following one.
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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 4/?
Rating: R, because of George and Sherlock this time.
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which John gets into George's shirt, so does Mycroft, and Sherlock isn't afraid of her breasts.

Happy reading! And thanks again to [personal profile] leupagus who tackles each one of these edits with the grace and maturity to write [heh] next to phrases with "cum" in them.
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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 3/?
Rating: R, for George's job.
Summary: (BBC Sherlock, genderfuck) In which they go to a restaurant that [profile] lazlet wisely noted, "Oh, God, you're right, he would hate this place," George is spared Sherlock's rough affections because poor Dimmock gets them during Blind Banker, and unicorns are still extinct, no matter how much George needs one.

For the record, I think the completed version of this will probably clock in somewhere between 70K-80K, so guessing eight chapters in total. For everyone keeping count at home, total wordcount on my file is currently at 47,912. That's 47,912 words when I probably should have been sleeping.

Anyway, happy reading!
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Title: The Least of All Possible Mistakes, pt 1/?
Rating: R, for Sherlock. And Lestrade. And Mycroft. And John.
Summary: (BBC Sherlock) If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.

This is my, "What if Gregory Lestrade was Georgiana instead?" exploration, seeded by insomnia, encouraged ruthlessly by [personal profile] mklutz, endured by [profile] twsomething and [personal profile] thehoyden, and thoughtfully edited by [personal profile] leupagus, who is probably still shaking her fist at me for scamming her into reading this story.

Happy reading, part 2 is in the can and should be coming next week.
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Title: Homemaking
Rating: PG, for language, and neighboring tastes in pornography
Summary: (Sherlock BBC) The original plan for returning to England involved fucking around being shellshocked and suffering mandatory post-combat counseling and physical therapy to dissect the shattered mosaic of his feelings. That's not quite how it goes.

Happy reading!
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I am apparently on a mystery kick, because after watching Sherlock last night (LOVED IT TO PIECES), I'm now marathoning Jonathan Creek, which is amazing and fabulous and includes hilarious, terrible, fantastically slutty Anthony Stewart Head but even more importantly the funniest fucking odd couple detective duo ever in Maddy and Jonathan -- COME ON. SOMEONE. ANYONE?