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[personal profile] rageprufrock: i just realized
[personal profile] rageprufrock: what i realy want
[personal profile] rageprufrock: is a house in the forest
[personal profile] rageprufrock: backing up to a lake
[personal profile] rageprufrock: with a dock
[personal profile] mklutz: oh yeah
[personal profile] mklutz: so you need to marry me, really
[personal profile] rageprufrock: yeah
[personal profile] rageprufrock: but i like sex too much
[personal profile] mklutz: yeah
[personal profile] mklutz: reasonable
[personal profile] rageprufrock: plus you wouldn't want kids
[personal profile] rageprufrock: which would be a downer
[personal profile] rageprufrock: and i would probably cry a lot
[personal profile] mklutz: kids are a lot of work, man
[personal profile] mklutz: I'd have to start abusing you
[personal profile] mklutz: if we got kids
[personal profile] rageprufrock: ahahahhahaha
[personal profile] rageprufrock: HOW IS THAT
[personal profile] mklutz: because it would be you or the kids
[personal profile] rageprufrock: THE NATURAL PROGRESSION
[personal profile] mklutz: someone's gonna get smacked for all that nuisance
[personal profile] mklutz: and child abuse is just wrong
[personal profile] rageprufrock: but hitting me is okay?
[personal profile] mklutz: well yeah
[personal profile] mklutz: you're the one who wanted kids
[personal profile] mklutz: plus you like it rough
[personal profile] mklutz: so it's not that big a leap
[personal profile] rageprufrock: oh my god.
[personal profile] mklutz: worst. spouse. ever.
[personal profile] rageprufrock: yes.
[personal profile] rageprufrock: YES YOU WOULD BE

bag meme!

Nov. 15th, 2011 11:29 pm
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I love these, too, [personal profile] hermette!

Handbag! )

And now, to collapse into bed.
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Heads up, folks, for those of you who were reading along with us on the kink meme, I've added in the Raven snapshot that I posted that lived outside of the main bar of the story, and also posted my ULTRA indulgent extra double epilogue, which I recommend nobody read because it EXTRA DOUBLE ULTIMATE indulgent to Limited Release here.
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[personal profile] mklutz: also apparently Zac Efron was in an ep of NCIS
[personal profile] mklutz: so I looked it up
[personal profile] mklutz: and I am 99% sure he plays the victim of a pedo
[personal profile] rageprufrock: no no
[personal profile] rageprufrock: i've seen it
[personal profile] rageprufrock: not pedo
[personal profile] rageprufrock: or even murdered
[personal profile] mklutz: episode summary
[personal profile] mklutz: An abducted officer leads to the possible theft of nuclear material and a suspected pedophile.
[personal profile] rageprufrock: yep
[personal profile] rageprufrock: but not zac efron
[personal profile] mklutz: no?
[personal profile] rageprufrock: nope
[personal profile] rageprufrock: shocking, right
[personal profile] mklutz: he's total jail bait!
[personal profile] rageprufrock: i love how you're UPSET
[personal profile] rageprufrock: that he wasn't pedoed
[personal profile] rageprufrock: in this episode.
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So one of these is fresh off the presses, the other one is pretty overdue to be posted on AO3.

First up, for X-Men: First Class:

Title: Limited Release
Rating: R/NC-17, for Sebastian Shaw and some sex that was sighed at by my tireless beta, [personal profile] merelyn, for being mostly feelings.
Summary: When Alex Summers broke out of supermax to rescue his stupid kid brother, he had no idea it was going to be so fucking complicated.

And next, for Inception:

Title: Early Returns
Rating: R, for newsrooms
Summary: Thinking that a reporter genuinely likes you is pretty much on par with feeling like you really are special to that stripper.

Happy reading! Or, I guess, happy reading no longer in agonizing kink meme format!
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We're going to be lucky enough to have [personal profile] thehoyden on the /report the weekend of Nov. 5/6 to answer all of your burning questions about life, the universe, everything, and of course, writing. Send us your questions! Leave them in comments here, or drop us a line at our Twitter account.

ETA: Gah. Yes. Apparently my brain's a lot deader post-work than I thought. Thanks for pointing it out, guys.


Oct. 21st, 2011 09:30 pm
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The mini-episode for Merlin is up! You can grab it over here on [community profile] slashreport, or by following us on twitter.


Oct. 10th, 2011 05:47 am
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Sorry about the late posting, one of us (read: me) passed out at 10 p.m. last night before the last bits of editing were down like a wuss. But! To steal [personal profile] mklutz's entry entirely, we have a single com now! Next week when there are fic recs they will all be up in the episode post at [community profile] slashreport. Head over here to see the download post or follow us on twitter.
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[personal profile] mklutz: well to be honest?
[personal profile] mklutz: I own some stargate "classified" documents
[personal profile] mklutz: used in an episode
[personal profile] rageprufrock: ....
[personal profile] mklutz: and I would really like to own some crystals from an ancient ship
[personal profile] rageprufrock: i feel like our entire friendship has been a lie.
[personal profile] mklutz: because I am weak like this
[personal profile] rageprufrock: A LIE.
[personal profile] mklutz: NOOO
[personal profile] mklutz: you love me
[personal profile] mklutz: I like sparkly things
[personal profile] rageprufrock: i can't bear to
[personal profile] rageprufrock: i'm locking you in the attic
[personal profile] rageprufrock: and seducing the governess
[personal profile] mklutz: no man I read that book
[personal profile] mklutz: it was bad
[personal profile] rageprufrock: that's what you got out of jane eyre.
[personal profile] rageprufrock: "it was bad."
[personal profile] mklutz: …oh that book
[personal profile] rageprufrock: ...
[personal profile] mklutz: I have read like
[personal profile] mklutz: six books
[personal profile] rageprufrock: what did you think i was talking about?
[personal profile] mklutz: where people are locked in the attic
[personal profile] mklutz: including flowers in the attic
[personal profile] rageprufrock: oh my god


Oct. 2nd, 2011 11:50 pm
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MK and I are back and incrementally less depressed than in our last, emergency podcast! This week, we talk about Fringe (Fringe! Feelings!), The Good Wife (The Good Wife! Cunnilingus! The female orgasm!), The Mentalist (OMG The Mentalist! What the actual fuck was that!) and then we chat about the latest updates and developments in the state of the Great Delicious Departure and a bit about the fannish alternative to delicious. As always, check out Twitter for our recs and to find out about our opening and closing music, and feel free to pepper us with all of your thoughts and feelings and keyboard smashing either @slashreport on said Twitter, or by shooting us an email at slashreport@gmail.com.

To the /report! View to stream online, right click to download, or, subscribe to our RSS feed here.

Also, associated with alternative fannish delicious...here's what the crew is looking for:

• Programmers, or people willing to learn Ruby / Java / etc
• UX/UI people
• Systems person to manage other things and/or a server eventually
• Entrepreneur/business types
• Launch page / updates blog / etc
• Hosting or someone to manage hosting - more complicated since it must run some kind of ruby - if you're interested in providing we can give you more details
• Javascript people who can make browser extensions (Chrome, Firefox)
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Title: Provenance
Rating: PG-13, for language, Tracey Emin
Summary: (Inception) Eleven years ago, Dom was new to Interpol and effusive with enthusiasm, and in the thrall of his own cleverness he'd met Mal during one of Arthur's ruthlessly thorough crash-course weekends.

For Help_Japan, and specifically, for Writteninhaste. Happy reading!
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(To clarify, that's poop.)

So some stuff happened with Delicious today. Stuff that was not cool. Stuff that was, indeed, not cool enough that [personal profile] mklutz and I felt the need to do an emergency podcast on this bullshit. No fancy art or music this week, and all of our laughter is just a little bit manic and drunk, or manic and ill, but we go over what's actually happened with our beloved bookmarking service as well as some alternatives if you've reached the end of your rope.

Click to stream the /report or download, or you can always check our our RSS feed (which means you can subscribe to us using iTunes > Advanced > Subscribe to Podcast and filling in the URL) here.


Sep. 25th, 2011 11:28 pm
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Heads up, /reporters! We're back for another fun-filled week of fandom and fipperies. This time, we're joined again by [personal profile] leupagus to talk about Hawaii 5-0's season premier, and if it made everybody hate that show less, new episodes of NCIS original flavor and Castle. I also get stuck looking at my life, looking at my choices and explaining the kink concept of knotting, offer up some answers to listener questions, and cue another installment in Fandom Safari!

To the /report!

As always, to stream, just click "view," and to download, alt+option click. And, as per requested, if you'd like to subscribe to /report via iTunes or other podcasting software, have some RSS options:



Sep. 18th, 2011 10:05 pm
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We're back! I'm sure you were inconsolable last week but we're making up for it by having an extra long collection of asinine fannish comments and swearing! It's /report's fall preview, where we discuss Suits and Necessary Roughness's rookie years, shows we can't wait for (Fringe! The Good Wife!) and shows we're...less enthusiastic about (Hawaii 5-0!) and try to make "Fassbendered" happen.

To the /report! Click "View" to stream the episode or Alt/Option click the view button to download it. And as always, get our recs for the week and other sundries via our Twitter.
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[personal profile] thehoyden: sounds like the time that pru and I wrote ncis mpreg
[personal profile] mklutz: niiice
[personal profile] rageprufrock: ...
[personal profile] rageprufrock: *what*
[personal profile] rageprufrock: wait, *what*
[personal profile] rageprufrock we wrote WHAT?
[personal profile] thehoyden: ....
[personal profile] thehoyden: did you block this from your memory
[personal profile] thehoyden: we did
[personal profile] thehoyden: it's in my google docs somewhere
[personal profile] thehoyden: tony thinks he has a tape worm
[personal profile] rageprufrock: ...
[personal profile] rageprufrock: I think I may have blocked this from my memory
[personal profile] rageprufrock: I genuinely don't remember any of this
[personal profile] rageprufrock: did we seriously do this?
[personal profile] rageprufrock: oh my God I'm so glad I stopped drinking
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[personal profile] rageprufrock: I have found some amazing pics of Captain America
[personal profile] mklutz: oooh
[personal profile] rageprufrock: that...obviously I need to inflict upon Tony in some capacity
[personal profile] mklutz: send them to me!
[personal profile] rageprufrock: I just sent you one
[personal profile] rageprufrock: it's Chris Evans looking like a truckstop hooker

[personal profile] mklutz: okay I..
[personal profile] mklutz: it's not my favourite pic of him but it really is
[personal profile] mklutz: gay truckstop hooker Cap
[personal profile] mklutz: wtffff
[personal profile] rageprufrock: RIGHT?
[personal profile] rageprufrock: that photos shoot is...
[personal profile] rageprufrock: WHAT?
[personal profile] rageprufrock: But the point is
[personal profile] mklutz: photoshoot arranged by nick fury
[personal profile] mklutz: for future bitch herding
[personal profile] rageprufrock: ahhahaha
[personal profile] rageprufrock: to seduce Tony Stark
[personal profile] mklutz: for justice
[personal profile] mklutz: and for america
[personal profile] rageprufrock: because seriously
[personal profile] rageprufrock: Steve looks so ULTRA exploited in those pictures
[personal profile] mklutz: yeah
[personal profile] mklutz: he looks like he's not sure what's going on but he suspects it's not wholesome
[personal profile] rageprufrock: He's like, why do you keep tugging on my pants?
[personal profile] mklutz: can I put on a shirt yet?
[personal profile] rageprufrock: Why do I have to wear this hat?
[personal profile] rageprufrock: Are you sure I have to keep smearing baby oil on myself?
[personal profile] mklutz: oh god

And yes. She's still in Wales. No distance nor vacation can stop us.


Sep. 4th, 2011 06:01 pm
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In this week's /report, [personal profile] leupagus and I get our writerly douche on, talk about the travails of concrit, inflict upon you my still-strong Harry Potter rage, discuss anonymous hate memes and recommend to you our latest flotilla of delights for the week.

To the Slash Report!

Stream online, or download by using click+alt or click+ctrl, and as always, for links to our weekly recs, go to our Twitter account.


Aug. 28th, 2011 03:29 pm
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This week on /report, we talk about desert island fanfiction, people who would make good Sentinels (ugh), and then trick [personal profile] merelyn and bonus [personal profile] twentysomething into hanging out with us during their hurricane party to discuss fandom diaspora-stroke-fragmentation. We play our inaugural round of Fannish Safari, make a lot of Mean Girls references, and give you our recs for the week!

To the podcast!

Stream online or listen by download by striking alt or ctrl and clicking. For links to things we've mentioned in this week's podcast and rec links, check out our twitter account.

Happy listening!


Aug. 21st, 2011 07:00 pm
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This week, we talk about geographically confused cover art (you'll see what we mean), do a drive-by on some summer television, meditate a long time on the subject of Tony Stark and Captain America and whether or not the Avengers is going to be a hot fucking mess, and detour -- as we always do -- to those irresistible fandoms that keep drawing us in. Plus, our recommendations for the week!

To the /report! Either listen online or download by using either alt or option click.

To find links to this week's recommendations and sundries, keep an eye on our twitter account.
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[personal profile] rageprufrock: but you will always be the yankumi to my shin
[personal profile] mklutz: I don't think I could satisfy you, anyway
[personal profile] rageprufrock: HA HA HA OH MY GOD.
[personal profile] mklutz: thanks, boo, you'll always be the capable shin to my failkumi
[personal profile] rageprufrock: THAT IS THE BEST THING ANYBODY HAS EVER SAID TO ME.

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